SUBSTANCE ABUSE

a self-diagnosis tool

for the chronically online
and spiritually unwell

this is satire.
please drink water.

Step 1 of 2 — Substance Selection

Choose your substances.

pick exactly 5. be honest.
we already know.

0 / 5 selected

DIAGNOSIS COMPLETE —
SUBSTANCE ABUSE ASSESSMENT

Severity Rating

clinical severity index

Your Substances

this diagnosis is clinically meaningless. the substances are real. please drink water.